1. Who is your favorite Pokemon?

Absolute Favorite: Drifloon!

Kanto/Generation:
Clefairy, Dratini/Dragonair, Pikachu/Raichu, Sandshrew, Charmander/Charmelon/Charizard,
Vulpix/Ninetales, Diglett, Golduck, Ponyta, Persian, and Kabuto

Johto/Generation:
Spinarak, Cleffa, Mareep/Ampharos, Bellosom, Hoppip, and Dunsparce

Hoenn/Generation:
Zigzagoon, Skitty, Gardevoir, Shroomish, Shedninja, Exploud, Wailord, Spoink, Swablu, Absol, Milotic, and Shpeal

Sinnoh/Generation:
Drifloon, Cherubi, Combee, Shellos, Mismagius, Skorupi, Mantyke, and Togekiss

Grass Starter:
Chikorita

Fire Starter:
Charmander/Cyndaquil

Water Starter:
Piplup

Eeveeloution:
Flareon. It's so fat and fluffy. _{Like me.}

Legendary Pokemon:
Articuno and Suicune

Starter in basic form:
Charmander/Cyndaquil

Starter at Stage 2:
Charmelon/Quilava

Starter at Stage 3:
Charizard/Typhlosion

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
IT'S A FUCKING ADORABLE GHOST BALLOON, THAT'S WHY

3. What is your favorite type of Pokemon? Why?
I've always loved Fire and Dragon Pokemon.
BUT THERE'S ALREADY A CLARE WITH DRAGON POKEMON THAT WHORE
WHO SPELLS CLARE "CLAIR" ANYWAY
SHE'S DUMB
I HATE HER

4. If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?
A Charmander or a Cyndaquil. When I was little (and up until about, I don't know, eleven years old) I would pretend to be a Pokemon. And I was always Charmander or Pikachu. When the newer gen came out, I wanted to be a Cyndaquil, but I wasn't sure how Cyndaquil said its name exactly. I think it just made weird squeaking noises in the English Pokemon dub.

5. What would be the first Pokemon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region)
Kanto- Pidgey
Johto- Hoppip
Hoenn- Zigzagoon
Sinnoh- Shinx

6. Name your dream team. (Any region)
My greatest team of all time consisted of Typhlosion, Meganium, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Ampharos, and Togetic. You know, back when the gens DIDN'T SUCK.

7. How long have you been interested in Pokemon?
The year it came out. I was seven.

8. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
The games, baby. Though I did have the Pikachu pocket thingy. Gigapet. Tomogotchi. Thing.

9. What games do you have?
Blue, Yellow, Crystal, Sapphire & Emerald (though I sold both recently), Pearl, and Platinum; I also own Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Stadium, Hey You, Pikachu! (FUCK YOU GUYS I LOVED THAT GAME), and both Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team & Explorers of Darkness. In RRT I was a Skitty (with a Pikachu partner); in EOT I was a Charmander (with a Piplup partner).

10. What's your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
Crystal was my favorite game. I don't have any plushy Pokeymans...

11. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokemon.
1. FUCKING BIDOOF
2. Purugly
3. Tangela
4. Huntail & Gorebyss
5. Nosepass/Probopass. Probopass looks like a creepy fucking Mr. Potato Head.

12. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?

Favorite: Johto & Hoenn
Least favorite: Sinnoh was disappointing.

13. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) Pokemon (Pokemorphs?)
Some are okay. It depends on the Pokemon.

14. What Pokemorph species would you want to be?
A Charmander.

15. What was your favorite moment in the Pokemon anime?
When Misty is all like "GRR PSYDUCK YOU SUCK". Which was...uh. Every five minutes.

16. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
I love the day/night transition. You're all walking around and then HOSHIT IT'S NIGHT FUCKING AWESOME

17. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s) (or song used in the Pokémon animé and movies)?
Meh. The music was pretty lulzworthy, but I used to love the Pokerap and the Kanto opening.

18. What's your favorite Pokemon movie?
The second one; Pokemon: The Movie 2000. FUCKING LUGIA. Also, minor Ash/Misty romantic subplot sort of. *secretly ships*

19. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
A bit of both. I love cute Pokemon, but I tend to go for more powerful ones (that may or may not be "ugly".)

20. Quick! What is your most random thought (that's clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
A Horsea reading the Wall Street Journal and checking its stock portfolio! And drinking a cup of Darjeeling tea! Well, actually, it's just kinda floating in the Darjeeling tea. And checking its assets.
*cough*

21. Tag 5 people.
what no that's lame